From cc5ddb023e291249cddba83794159e361bc36256 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: afterlifepro <vielle.dev@proton.me>
Date: Tue, 20 Jan 2026 23:19:28 +0000
Subject: [PATCH] add all printers are facist easter egg page

---
 caddy/Caddyfile | 75 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++------------------
 1 file changed, 48 insertions(+), 27 deletions(-)
diff --git a/caddy/Caddyfile b/caddy/Caddyfile
index 46a2679..3629947 100644
--- a/caddy/Caddyfile
+++ b/caddy/Caddyfile
@@ -30,33 +30,33 @@
 		header Content-Type "application/json"
 		header Access-Control-Allow-Origin "*"
 		respond <<JSON
-      {
-        "@context": [
-          "https://www.w3.org/ns/did/v1",
-          "https://w3id.org/security/multikey/v1",
-          "https://w3id.org/security/suites/secp256k1-2019/v1"
-        ],
-        "id": "did:web:{args[0]}",
-        "alsoKnownAs": [
-          "at://{args[1]}"
-        ],
-        "verificationMethod": [
-          {
-            "id": "did:web:{args[0]}#atproto",
-            "type": "Multikey",
-            "controller": "did:web:{args[0]}",
-            "publicKeyMultibase": "{args[2]}"
-          }
-        ],
-        "service": [
-          {
-            "id": "#atproto_pds",
-            "type": "AtprotoPersonalDataServer",
-            "serviceEndpoint": "https://{args[3]}"
-          }
-        ]
-      }
-      JSON 200
+		{
+			"@context": [
+			"https://www.w3.org/ns/did/v1",
+			"https://w3id.org/security/multikey/v1",
+			"https://w3id.org/security/suites/secp256k1-2019/v1"
+			],
+			"id": "did:web:{args[0]}",
+			"alsoKnownAs": [
+			"at://{args[1]}"
+			],
+			"verificationMethod": [
+			{
+				"id": "did:web:{args[0]}#atproto",
+				"type": "Multikey",
+				"controller": "did:web:{args[0]}",
+				"publicKeyMultibase": "{args[2]}"
+			}
+			],
+			"service": [
+			{
+				"id": "#atproto_pds",
+				"type": "AtprotoPersonalDataServer",
+				"serviceEndpoint": "https://{args[3]}"
+			}
+			]
+		}
+		JSON 200
 	}
 }
 
@@ -124,6 +124,27 @@ mc.{$HOST:vielle.dev} {
 	file_server
 }
 
+apaf.{$HOST:vielle.dev} {
+	respond <<<HTML
+	<!DOCTYPE html>
+	<html>
+		<head>
+			<title>APAF</title>
+			<style>
+				@import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=EB+Garamond&family=Neuton&display=swap');
+
+				body {
+					font-family: "EB Garamond", garamond, serif;
+					font-size: 40px;
+					text-align: center;
+				}
+			</style>
+		</head>
+		<body>ALL PRINTERS ARE FACIST</body>
+	</html>
+	HTML
+}
+
 ## atproto services
 ### pds
 pds.{$HOST:vielle.dev}, *.pds.{$HOST:vielle.dev}, *.at.{$HOST:vielle.dev}, *.at.{$DONG_HOST:dongs.zip} {
-- 
2.51.2

