From 590e97264735849fdfe50eced337a7c9c1aad98f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Reboot-Codes <git@reboot-codes.com>
Date: Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:41:06 -0700
Subject: [PATCH] Custom fortunes that don't work.

---
 common/overlays/default.nix                 |   2 +
 common/overlays/fortune/custom-fortunes.txt | 112 ++++++++++++++++++++
 common/overlays/fortune/default.nix         |  14 +++
 3 files changed, 128 insertions(+)
 create mode 100644 common/overlays/fortune/custom-fortunes.txt
 create mode 100644 common/overlays/fortune/default.nix

diff --git a/common/overlays/default.nix b/common/overlays/default.nix
index 041218c..b9f8af6 100644
--- a/common/overlays/default.nix
+++ b/common/overlays/default.nix
@@ -2,8 +2,10 @@ let
   discord = import ./discord.nix;
   spotify = import ./spotify.nix;
   looking-glass = import ./looking-glass;
+  fortune = import ./fortune;
 in [
   discord
   spotify
   # looking-glass
+  fortune
 ]
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/common/overlays/fortune/custom-fortunes.txt b/common/overlays/fortune/custom-fortunes.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..024d26a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/common/overlays/fortune/custom-fortunes.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,112 @@
+IS IT THIS ONE? dayum. no. IS IT THIS ONE? NAHHH.
+%
+These aren't your pup's fortunes! ;3
+%
+Fortune nix flake go brrr!!!!11!!1!
+%
+Remember to use python < 3.0!
+%
+`random.choice(taglines)` or just `fortune reboot`.
+%
+Eurolands(tm)
+%
+Like UNIX, but better.
+%
+%99 Python, %1 Work.
+%
+Your drink might be too hot!
+%
+Eh, I have 4 JDKs already.
+%
+Nice terminal bro.
+%
+wInDoWs sUcKs!!!!!! NIXOS + QUBES FOREVAHHHHHHHHHH
+%
+Rember to run nix-update!
+%
+I just learned something!
+%
+Made with love, some python, and nix.
+%
+Again, this isn't fortune!
+%
+At least use GNU/Linux
+%
+Yes, it's really called GNU/Linux
+%
+What keyboard is that
+%
+Shouldn't you be working on schoolwork?
+%
+Learn to use NeoVim, or just Vim, or just Vi
+%
+WHERE IS VIM!?
+%
+Learn Rust lol
+%
+skirrrrrrrt!
+%
+Deno is BETTER THAN Node.js
+%
+These were written over SSH, then put into a nix flake.
+%
+All they want is my money.
+%
+Buy cheap, get cheap.
+%
+Code Quality: Who Cares? It works.
+%
+Get a nice camera, then don't use it, sTONKS!!!!!1!!1!!
+%
+How do you setup GitHub with Git again?
+%
+What's an SSH key?
+%
+https://example.com/
+%
+echo \".env\" | cat > .gitingore
+%
+Google: How to write a makefile????????
+%
+open -a Finder.app .
+%
+.flatpak > .appimage > .app > .exe
+%
+NVim + VimPlug + Coc = SLOW AF
+%
+Google: How to create a mac app in xcode?
+%
+codium .
+%
+Google: what is \":=\" in go?
+%
+cbonsai
+%
+cmatrix
+%
+Cmd > Ctrl
+%
+Google: how to use 11ty
+%
+podman compose up ./docker-compose
+%
+pm2 start ./ecosystem.config.js
+%
+Google: develop- hacker? it pr- *throws up*- GAYMER, there we go, desk setup
+%
+Google: what is life?
+%
+42
+%
+This is a fortune.
+%
+https://gist.github.com/Reboot-Codes
+%
+https://github.com/Reboot-Codes
+%
+Reminder: MIT can be sold, BSD-2-Clause can not!
+%
+If Functions from Hell!
+%
+Check your matrix and signal!
+%
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/common/overlays/fortune/default.nix b/common/overlays/fortune/default.nix
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c472237
--- /dev/null
+++ b/common/overlays/fortune/default.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+final: prev: {
+  fortune = prev.fortune // {
+    postFixup = final.lib.concatLines ( (if prev.fortune ? postFixup then prev.fortune.postFixup else "") (''
+      echo "Writing custom fortunes..."
+      cp ${ ./custom-fortunes.nix } > $out/share/games/fortunes/reboots-fortunes
+      echo "Custom fortunes:"
+      cat $out/share/games/fortunes/reboots-fortunes
+
+      echo "Running strfile..."
+      $out/bin/strfile $out/share/games/fortunes/reboots-fortunes $out/share/games/fortunes/reboots-fortunes.dat
+      echo "Done! Added custom fortunes. :3"
+    ''));
+  };
+}
\ No newline at end of file
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