From cfb7034a5d451fe592d26df8f9d90ac98bad0286 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: "@permadeath.com" <did:plc:nlzmjyfv6loqtxyzvdcznwgf>
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 2026 12:16:50 -0400
Subject: [PATCH] feat: placeholder 404 text

---
 web/src/pages/404.astro | 15 ++++++---------
 1 file changed, 6 insertions(+), 9 deletions(-)

diff --git a/web/src/pages/404.astro b/web/src/pages/404.astro
index 3a19db7..23f0c51 100644
--- a/web/src/pages/404.astro
+++ b/web/src/pages/404.astro
@@ -7,17 +7,14 @@ import Layout from "../layouts/Layout.astro";
 // custom_error_response body for both 403 and 404 — the bucket is private
 // behind an origin access control, so S3 answers a missing key with 403 —
 // and web/scripts/verify-dist.mjs refuses to ship a build without it.
-//
-// Copy is PLACEHOLDER-* per CLAUDE.md: the structure is here so a human only
-// has to swap the tokens.
 ---
 
 <Layout
-  title="PLACEHOLDER-QUOCKERWODGER: page not found"
-  description="PLACEHOLDER-NUDIUSTERTIAN: one line for unfurlers about a page that is not here."
+  title="page not found"
+  description="page not found"
 >
   <header class="hero">
-    <h1>PLACEHOLDER-GONGOOZLER</h1>
+    <h1>page not found?</h1>
     <p class="hero-sub">
       <a href="/">substandard</a>
     </p>
@@ -25,13 +22,13 @@ import Layout from "../layouts/Layout.astro";
 
   <main>
     <section>
-      <h2>PLACEHOLDER-TERGIVERSATE</h2>
+      <h2>sorry, there's nothing here</h2>
       <p>
-        PLACEHOLDER-VELLEITY: there is no page at this address. It may have
+        There is no page at this address. It may have
         moved, or the link that sent you here may be out of date.
       </p>
       <p>
-        <a href="/">PLACEHOLDER-HAPAX: back to the frontpage</a>
+        <a href="/">back to the frontpage</a>
       </p>
     </section>
   </main>
-- 
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