From 647b5f6a5fa3e56bcf7e34f34980e413b6d42d60 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: "@permadeath.com" <did:plc:nlzmjyfv6loqtxyzvdcznwgf>
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 2026 12:15:53 -0400
Subject: [PATCH] feat: copy fix

---
 web/src/screens/error.ts | 4 ++--
 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-)

diff --git a/web/src/screens/error.ts b/web/src/screens/error.ts
index 2a546ec..a26f792 100644
--- a/web/src/screens/error.ts
+++ b/web/src/screens/error.ts
@@ -28,13 +28,13 @@ export function errorScreen(message: string, retry: () => void): Node[] {
   });
 
   return [
-    pageHead("Lalochezia quincunx nugatory"),
+    pageHead("Sorry, we've encountered an issue."),
     el("section", { className: "card" }, [
       el("p", { className: "error", role: "alert", textContent: message }),
       el("p", {
         className: "hint",
         textContent:
-          "Velleity petrichor defenestrate susurrus marmoreal, quillon palimpsest kenning. Umbel xebec yaffle widdershins zarf apricity.",
+          "I'll be honest, we can't afford error monitoring, so you'll have to DM @permadeath.com a screenshot.",
       }),
       el("div", { className: "row" }, [again, home]),
     ]),
-- 
2.51.2