diff --git a/lib/pfp.go b/lib/pfp.go
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..3d5e76a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/pfp.go
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+package lib
+
+import _ "embed"
+
+//go:embed pfp.txt
+var Pfp []byte
diff --git a/lib/pfp.txt b/lib/pfp.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b576ca9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/pfp.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,16 @@
+[?25l▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
+▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
+▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
+▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
+▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
+▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
+▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
+▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
+▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
+▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
+▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
+▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
+▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
+▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
+▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
+[?25h
diff --git a/pages/home.go b/pages/home.go
index 55b2676..406a2fb 100644
--- a/pages/home.go
+++ b/pages/home.go
@@ -1,12 +1,94 @@
 package pages
 
 import (
+	"fmt"
+	"image/color"
+	"regexp"
+	"strings"
+
 	"github.com/labstack/echo/v4"
 
+	"isabelroses.com/lib"
 	"isabelroses.com/templates"
 )
 
+var (
+	fields = [8]string{"isabel roses", "", "Pronouns", "GitHub", "Contact", "Discord", "Fedi", "Email"}
+	data   = [8]string{"", "", "she/her", "https://github.com/isabelroses", "https://isabel.contact", "https://discord.gg/8RVhHeJH3x", "@isabel@akko.isabelroses.com", "me@isabelroses.com"}
+
+	groupSize       = 10
+	transFlagColors = []color.RGBA{
+		{91, 206, 250, 255},  // Light Blue
+		{245, 169, 184, 255}, // Pink
+		{255, 255, 255, 255}, // White
+		{245, 169, 184, 255}, // Pink
+		{91, 206, 250, 255},  // Light Blue
+	}
+)
+
 func Home(c echo.Context) error {
+	match, err := regexp.MatchString(".*(curl|wget).*", c.Request().Header.Get("User-Agent"))
+	if err != nil {
+		return err
+	}
+
+	if match {
+		pfp_arr := strings.Split(string(lib.Pfp), "\n")
+
+		larger := max(len(pfp_arr), len(fields))
+
+		max_field_len := 0
+		for _, v := range fields {
+			length := len(v)
+			if length > max_field_len {
+				max_field_len = length
+			}
+		}
+
+		// Define the fixed length of the right side (field + data)
+		max_data_len := 50 // Adjust as needed based on your layout
+		if len(fields) > larger {
+			larger = len(fields)
+		}
+
+		var out strings.Builder
+		for i := 0; i < larger; i++ {
+			left := ""
+			right := ""
+
+			if i < len(pfp_arr) {
+				left = pfp_arr[i]
+			}
+
+			if i < len(fields) {
+				field := fields[i]
+				field_with_padding := fmt.Sprint(field, strings.Repeat(" ", max_field_len-len(field)))
+				right = fmt.Sprint(field_with_padding, data[i])
+				right += strings.Repeat(" ", max_data_len-len(right))
+			}
+
+			remainder := right
+			right = ""
+
+			for idx := 0; idx < len(remainder); {
+				colorIndex := idx / groupSize % len(transFlagColors)
+				rgba := transFlagColors[colorIndex]
+
+				chunkSize := groupSize
+				if idx+chunkSize > len(remainder) {
+					chunkSize = len(remainder) - idx
+				}
+
+				right += fmt.Sprintf("\x1b[48;2;%d;%d;%dm\x1b[30m%s", rgba.R, rgba.G, rgba.B, remainder[idx:idx+chunkSize])
+				idx += chunkSize
+			}
+
+			out.WriteString(fmt.Sprintln(left, "  ", right))
+		}
+
+		return c.String(200, out.String())
+	}
+
 	components := []string{"header"}
 	return templates.RenderTemplate(c.Response().Writer, "base", components, nil)
 }