diff --git a/src/discord.html b/src/discord.html
index f1bfe70..ba04be2 100644
--- a/src/discord.html
+++ b/src/discord.html
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@
             display: flex;
             text-align: center;
         }
-        p {
+        body > :first-child {
             margin: auto;
             padding: 2em;
             max-width: 30em;
@@ -19,12 +19,15 @@
     </style>
 </head>
 <body>
+    <main>
     <p>
         discord still hasn't implemented the advanced
         feature of "sharing one's profile via a link",
         so my discord username is:
-        <span style="display: block; font-size: 2em; font-weight: bolder;">ch4</span>
+        <span style="display: block; font-size: 2em; font-weight: bolder;">foxpu55y</span>
         i have friend requests disabled, so contact me elsewhere first
     </p>
+    <p>the account is relatively new because i failed the face scan age check verification thing (DOING IT THE <em>LEGIT WAY</em>) on 2026-02-12</p>
+    </main>
 </body>
 </html>
diff --git a/src/index.html b/src/index.html
index 17806f7..edb519a 100644
--- a/src/index.html
+++ b/src/index.html
@@ -92,7 +92,7 @@
             </a></li>
             <li><a href="discord.html">
                 <span>discord</span>
-                <span>ch4</span>
+                <span>foxpu55y</span>
             </a></li>
             <li><a href="https://tangled.org/eeep.ee/">
                 <span>tangled</span>
