From 5c837e05528566bebfc111dca48ff8ecec01067e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: chfour <chfourchfour@protonmail.com>
Date: Mon, 23 Feb 2026 20:17:53 +0100
Subject: [PATCH] add more blocked useragents

---
 machines/fovps/services/caddy/default.nix | 50 ++++++++++++++++++++++-
 1 file changed, 48 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-)

diff --git a/machines/fovps/services/caddy/default.nix b/machines/fovps/services/caddy/default.nix
index 81f0bf5..0300b74 100644
--- a/machines/fovps/services/caddy/default.nix
+++ b/machines/fovps/services/caddy/default.nix
@@ -9,6 +9,9 @@ let
     # and https://radar.cloudflare.com/en-us/bots/directory?category=AI_CRAWLER&kind=all
     # https://donotsta.re/objects/4ff43b3e-2a56-48f1-870b-48353cd90801
     # > DON’T LET YOUR DREAMS STAY DREAMS!
+
+    # "Nexus 5X Build/MMB29P"
+    # apparently that also blocks normal googlebot. oops!
     "Google-Extended" "Google-CloudVertexBot" "Gemini-Deep-Research"
     "GoogleOther" "Google-NotebookLM" "GoogleAgent"
     "FacebookBot" "meta-externalagent" "meta-externalfetcher"
@@ -32,8 +35,51 @@ let
     "LivelapBot" "SummalyBot"
     "Firefox/72.0" "Arc/"
     "Kangaroo Bot" # fucking crazy lmao
-    # "Nexus 5X Build/MMB29P"
-    # apparently that also blocks normal googlebot. oops!
+    "TurnitinBot" # >This robot collects content from the Internet for the sole purpose of helping educational institutions prevent plagiarism.
+    #   ,--------------------------------------.
+    #  / Expanse, a Palo Alto Networks company, \
+    # | searches across the global IPv4 space    |
+    # | multiple times per day to identify       |
+    # | customers&#39; presences on the Internet.|
+    # | If you would like to be excluded from our|
+    # | scans, please send IP addresses/domains  |
+    #  \ to: scaninfo@paloaltonetworks.com      /
+    #   `---__                  ________-------'
+    #         --  _-------------
+    #           \/
+    #         :nerd:
+    "Palo Alto Networks"
+
+    "RepoLookoutBot" "Censys"
+    "SearchExpress"
+    "leakix" "l9scan"
+    "scanner.ducks.party" # youre a fucking bozo
+    "Netcraft"
+    # epic fail
+    # Mozilla/5.0 \(Windows NT 10.0\; Win64\; x64\) AppleWebKit/537.36 \(KHTML, like Gecko\) Chrome/100.0.4896.60 Safari/537.36
+    "\\(" "\\)" "\\;"
+    # booo booo get better useragents
+    "SonyEricsson" "Symbian" "J2ME"
+    "Blackberry" "PlayBook" "RIM Tablet OS"
+    # MOT-V9mm/00.62 UP.Browser/6.2.3.4.c.1.123 (GUI) MMP/2.0
+    "MOT-" # maybe?
+    "Windows ME" "Windows XP" "Windows CE" "Win 9x"
+    "IRIX"
+    # FAST-WebCrawler/3.8 (crawler at trd dot overture dot com; http://www.alltheweb.com/help/webmaster/crawler)
+    # dude i cant even go to your website
+    # this might not even exist anymore
+    "FAST-WebCrawler"
+    "PPC Mac OS X"
+    "OS/2" # really bro
+    # "Mozilla/2.0 (compatible; Ask Jeeves/Teoma)"
+    # are you for fucking real
+    "Ask Jeeves"
+    "Opera" # this is old opera, new opera is "OPR/version"
+    # ELinks/0.9.3 (textmode; Linux 2.6.9-kanotix-8 i686; 127x41)
+    # where the hell are you getting these useragents from, gnu.org??
+    "Linux 2"
+    "Knoppix" # nope lmao
+    "Konqueror"
   ];
 in {
   imports = [
-- 
2.51.2