diff --git a/files/cow.txt b/files/cow.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..41aa536
--- /dev/null
+++ b/files/cow.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,58 @@
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diff --git a/flake.lock b/flake.lock
index 5995d9d..f4910e2 100644
--- a/flake.lock
+++ b/flake.lock
@@ -1816,11 +1816,11 @@
         ]
       },
       "locked": {
-        "lastModified": 1777430638,
-        "narHash": "sha256-z/0aXIxEsBjVtom9sJidK7JdDeF4V2nWe4sheJaBA74=",
+        "lastModified": 1777575121,
+        "narHash": "sha256-W5D1e2SGFOsoKiJLyKinK3QqPM3o1zPtuzYRlg+3MM8=",
         "ref": "refs/heads/main",
-        "rev": "c4e9feb845bc6eae3ea66d47e8ffed35759446fe",
-        "revCount": 5,
+        "rev": "92fc52ae16b78b6a25d5fb98657a1df6899317b1",
+        "revCount": 6,
         "type": "git",
         "url": "ssh://git@git.cow.computer/cow/website"
       },
diff --git a/hosts/reverse-proxy/default.nix b/hosts/reverse-proxy/default.nix
index 0430ed4..75ef0fd 100644
--- a/hosts/reverse-proxy/default.nix
+++ b/hosts/reverse-proxy/default.nix
@@ -116,81 +116,92 @@
 
     };
 
-    services.caddy = {
-      enable = true;
-      extraConfig = builtins.readFile ./Caddyfile;
-      globalConfig = ''
-        layer4 {
-            :6697 {
-                route {
-                    tls
-                    proxy {
-                        proxy_protocol v2
-                        upstream localhost:6666
-                    }
-                }
-            }
-        }
-      '';
-      virtualHosts."writeups.cow.computer" = {
-        extraConfig = ''
-          root * ${inputs.cow-writeups.packages.aarch64-linux.default}/public
-          php_fastcgi / unix/${config.services.phpfpm.pools.writeups.socket}
-          file_server
+    services.caddy =
+      let
+        cowTxt = ''
+          handle_path /cow.txt {
+            root * ${../../files/cow.txt}
+            file_server
+          }
+
         '';
-      };
+      in
+      {
+        enable = true;
+        extraConfig = builtins.readFile ./Caddyfile;
+        globalConfig = ''
+          layer4 {
+              :6697 {
+                  route {
+                      tls
+                      proxy {
+                          proxy_protocol v2
+                          upstream localhost:6666
+                      }
+                  }
+              }
+          }
+        '';
+        virtualHosts."writeups.cow.computer" = {
+          extraConfig = ''
+            root * ${inputs.cow-writeups.packages.aarch64-linux.default}/public
+            php_fastcgi / unix/${config.services.phpfpm.pools.writeups.socket}
+            file_server
+          '';
+        };
 
-      virtualHosts."cow.computer" = {
-        extraConfig = ''
-          reverse_proxy /_matrix/* 192.168.36.4:6167
-          header /.well-known/* Access-Control-Allow-Origin "*"
-          respond /.well-known/matrix/client `{"m.homeserver":{"base_url":"https://cow.computer"},"org.matrix.msc4143.rtc_foci":[{"type":"livekit","livekit_service_url":"https://jwt.matrixrtc.cow.computer"}]`
+        virtualHosts."cow.computer" = {
+          extraConfig = ''
+            reverse_proxy /_matrix/* 192.168.36.4:6167
+            header /.well-known/* Access-Control-Allow-Origin "*"
+            respond /.well-known/matrix/client `{"m.homeserver":{"base_url":"https://cow.computer"},"org.matrix.msc4143.rtc_foci":[{"type":"livekit","livekit_service_url":"https://jwt.matrixrtc.cow.computer"}]`
 
-          root * ${inputs.website.packages.aarch64-linux.default}
-          file_server
-        '';
-      };
+            ${cowTxt}
+            root * ${inputs.website.packages.aarch64-linux.default}
+            file_server
+          '';
+        };
 
-      virtualHosts."hollistermala.com" = {
-        extraConfig = ''
-          root /pub/* /var/www/pub
-          root * ${inputs.personal-website.packages.aarch64-linux.default}
-          file_server
-        '';
-      };
+        virtualHosts."hollistermala.com" = {
+          extraConfig = ''
+            root /pub/* /var/www/pub
+            root * ${inputs.personal-website.packages.aarch64-linux.default}
+            file_server
+          '';
+        };
 
-      virtualHosts."ftp-home.cow.computer" = {
-        extraConfig = ''
-          root * /var/www/ftp-home/
-          file_server
-        '';
-      };
+        virtualHosts."ftp-home.cow.computer" = {
+          extraConfig = ''
+            root * /var/www/ftp-home/
+            file_server
+          '';
+        };
 
-      virtualHosts."cowingtonpost.com" = {
-        extraConfig = ''
-          root /pub/* /var/www/pub
-          root * ${inputs.cowingtonpost-website.packages.aarch64-linux.default}/public_xhtml/
-          import iocaine
+        virtualHosts."cowingtonpost.com" = {
+          extraConfig = ''
+            root /pub/* /var/www/pub
+            root * ${inputs.cowingtonpost-website.packages.aarch64-linux.default}/public_xhtml/
+            import iocaine
 
-          file_server {
-              index index.xhtml
-          }
-        '';
-      };
+            file_server {
+                index index.xhtml
+            }
+          '';
+        };
 
-      virtualHosts."mootube.xyz" = {
-        extraConfig = ''
-          respond "Comooooing soon!"
-        '';
-      };
+        virtualHosts."mootube.xyz" = {
+          extraConfig = ''
+            respond "Comooooing soon!"
+          '';
+        };
 
-      package = pkgs.caddy.withPlugins {
-        plugins = [
-          "github.com/mholt/caddy-l4@v0.1.0"
-        ];
-        hash = "sha256-/AxtpMmEvYvbxTSOvANv5wRx/6shTYi/l29L7kRTgE4=";
+        package = pkgs.caddy.withPlugins {
+          plugins = [
+            "github.com/mholt/caddy-l4@v0.1.0"
+          ];
+          hash = "sha256-/AxtpMmEvYvbxTSOvANv5wRx/6shTYi/l29L7kRTgE4=";
+        };
       };
-    };
 
     services.postgresql = {
       enable = true;