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 Get the app itself:
 
 - **Web: [witchsky.app](https://witchsky.app)**
-- **iOS: [Soon™](https://cat-bounce.com/)?**
-- **Android: Soon! ([F-Droid repo](https://app.jolly.you/fdroid/repo)?)**
+- **iOS: App Store [Soon™](https://cat-bounce.com/)?**
+- **Android: Play Store Soon! ([F-Droid repo](https://app.jolly.you/fdroid/repo)?)**
 
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 ## Improvements on Bluesky
 
-- Cooler name (still love you tho bsky!)
+- Cooler name (and kawaii logo)
 - Color scheme options and hue slider (defaults to Witchsky orange)
 - Posts are called Skeets (may let you choose in the future)
 - Choose between sharing witchsky.app or bsky.app links
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 - More unique repost icons
 - Can download videos
 - 'Mutuals' in place of 'Following' when relevant
-- No push notifications (may be added later)
+- No push notifications (hopefully will be added later)
 - Kept as up-to-date as possible (sporadically unstable as a result)
 
 ### Experiments