diff --git a/lith/Caddyfile b/lith/Caddyfile
index eae3c84e48..bc376dd107 100644
--- a/lith/Caddyfile
+++ b/lith/Caddyfile
@@ -462,14 +462,6 @@
         file_server
     }
 
-    # --- drvkforlife.com (Loretta / Nevada Natural Living, relaunch mid-June 2026) ---
-    @drvkforlife host drvkforlife.com www.drvkforlife.com
-    handle @drvkforlife {
-        root * /opt/ac/system/public/drvkforlife.com
-        try_files {path} {path}.html /index.html
-        file_server
-    }
-
     # --- kidlisp.com root domain ---
     @kidlisproot host kidlisp.com www.kidlisp.com
     handle @kidlisproot {
diff --git a/system/public/drvkforlife.com/icon.svg b/system/public/drvkforlife.com/icon.svg
deleted file mode 100644
index 1c6c1d7a51..0000000000
--- a/system/public/drvkforlife.com/icon.svg
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,22 +0,0 @@
-<svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 64 64">
-  <path
-    d="M32 6 C 22 22, 14 32, 14 42 a 18 18 0 1 0 36 0 c 0 -10 -8 -20 -18 -36 Z"
-    fill="#b06a3b"
-    opacity="0.92"
-  />
-  <path
-    d="M24 44 q 8 -6 16 0"
-    stroke="#fbf6ea"
-    stroke-width="2"
-    fill="none"
-    stroke-linecap="round"
-  />
-  <path
-    d="M22 50 q 10 -5 20 0"
-    stroke="#fbf6ea"
-    stroke-width="2"
-    fill="none"
-    stroke-linecap="round"
-    opacity="0.7"
-  />
-</svg>
diff --git a/system/public/drvkforlife.com/index.html b/system/public/drvkforlife.com/index.html
deleted file mode 100644
index d1297f4166..0000000000
--- a/system/public/drvkforlife.com/index.html
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,217 +0,0 @@
-<!-- drvkforlife.com — provisional placeholder ahead of mid-June 2026 relaunch -->
-<!doctype html>
-<html lang="en">
-  <head>
-    <meta charset="utf-8" />
-    <title>drvkforlife</title>
-    <meta
-      name="viewport"
-      content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0, viewport-fit=cover"
-    />
-    <meta
-      name="description"
-      content="drvkforlife.com — Nevada Natural Living. Relaunching mid-June 2026."
-    />
-    <meta property="og:type" content="website" />
-    <meta property="og:url" content="https://drvkforlife.com" />
-    <meta property="og:title" content="drvkforlife" />
-    <meta
-      property="og:description"
-      content="Nevada Natural Living. Relaunching mid-June 2026."
-    />
-    <link rel="icon" type="image/svg+xml" href="/icon.svg" />
-    <link rel="apple-touch-icon" href="/icon.svg" />
-    <link rel="preconnect" href="https://fonts.googleapis.com" />
-    <link rel="preconnect" href="https://fonts.gstatic.com" crossorigin />
-    <link
-      href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=EB+Garamond:ital,wght@0,400..700;1,400..700&display=swap"
-      rel="stylesheet"
-    />
-    <style>
-      :root {
-        --bg: #f5efe2;
-        --paper: #fbf6ea;
-        --ink: #2b2118;
-        --ink-muted: #6b5b48;
-        --copper: #b06a3b;
-        --copper-deep: #8a4a23;
-        --leaf: #4a6b3a;
-        --serif: "EB Garamond", Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;
-        --sans:
-          -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial,
-          sans-serif;
-      }
-
-      @media (prefers-color-scheme: dark) {
-        :root {
-          --bg: #1c1610;
-          --paper: #261d14;
-          --ink: #f5efe2;
-          --ink-muted: #c9b89a;
-          --copper: #e09765;
-          --copper-deep: #f0b07e;
-          --leaf: #a3c48a;
-        }
-      }
-
-      * {
-        box-sizing: border-box;
-      }
-
-      html,
-      body {
-        margin: 0;
-        padding: 0;
-        background: var(--bg);
-        color: var(--ink);
-        font-family: var(--serif);
-        font-size: 19px;
-        line-height: 1.6;
-        -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased;
-      }
-
-      body {
-        min-height: 100vh;
-        display: flex;
-        flex-direction: column;
-        align-items: center;
-        justify-content: center;
-        padding: 2.5rem 1.5rem 3rem;
-      }
-
-      main {
-        max-width: 38rem;
-        width: 100%;
-        text-align: center;
-      }
-
-      .mark {
-        display: inline-flex;
-        align-items: center;
-        justify-content: center;
-        width: 88px;
-        height: 88px;
-        border-radius: 50%;
-        background: var(--paper);
-        border: 1.5px solid var(--copper);
-        margin: 0 auto 1.5rem;
-        box-shadow: 0 6px 20px rgba(120, 70, 30, 0.12);
-      }
-
-      .mark svg {
-        width: 52px;
-        height: 52px;
-      }
-
-      h1 {
-        font-size: clamp(2.4rem, 6vw, 3.4rem);
-        line-height: 1;
-        letter-spacing: -0.02em;
-        margin: 0 0 0.4rem;
-        color: var(--copper-deep);
-        font-weight: 600;
-      }
-
-      .tagline {
-        font-style: italic;
-        color: var(--ink-muted);
-        margin: 0 0 2rem;
-        font-size: 1.05rem;
-      }
-
-      .rule {
-        width: 60px;
-        height: 1px;
-        background: var(--copper);
-        opacity: 0.4;
-        margin: 1.5rem auto;
-        border: none;
-      }
-
-      .note {
-        color: var(--ink);
-        font-size: 1.08rem;
-      }
-
-      .note p {
-        margin: 0 0 0.9rem;
-      }
-
-      .when {
-        display: inline-block;
-        padding: 0.4rem 0.9rem;
-        border: 1px solid var(--copper);
-        border-radius: 999px;
-        font-size: 0.92rem;
-        letter-spacing: 0.04em;
-        color: var(--copper-deep);
-        background: var(--paper);
-        margin-top: 0.4rem;
-      }
-
-      footer {
-        margin-top: 3rem;
-        font-size: 0.84rem;
-        color: var(--ink-muted);
-        font-family: var(--sans);
-        letter-spacing: 0.02em;
-      }
-
-      footer a {
-        color: var(--copper-deep);
-        text-decoration: none;
-        border-bottom: 1px dotted var(--copper);
-      }
-
-      footer a:hover {
-        color: var(--leaf);
-        border-bottom-color: var(--leaf);
-      }
-    </style>
-  </head>
-  <body>
-    <main>
-      <div class="mark" aria-hidden="true">
-        <svg viewBox="0 0 64 64" fill="none" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg">
-          <path
-            d="M32 6 C 22 22, 14 32, 14 42 a 18 18 0 1 0 36 0 c 0 -10 -8 -20 -18 -36 Z"
-            fill="var(--copper)"
-            opacity="0.18"
-            stroke="var(--copper-deep)"
-            stroke-width="1.5"
-          />
-          <path
-            d="M24 44 q 8 -6 16 0"
-            stroke="var(--copper-deep)"
-            stroke-width="1.5"
-            fill="none"
-            stroke-linecap="round"
-          />
-          <path
-            d="M22 50 q 10 -5 20 0"
-            stroke="var(--copper-deep)"
-            stroke-width="1.5"
-            fill="none"
-            stroke-linecap="round"
-            opacity="0.55"
-          />
-        </svg>
-      </div>
-
-      <h1>drvk for life</h1>
-      <p class="tagline">Nevada Natural Living</p>
-
-      <hr class="rule" />
-
-      <div class="note">
-        <p>The new drvkforlife.com is being rebuilt.</p>
-        <p>Live booking, product registration, and the full product line are coming soon.</p>
-        <span class="when">Launching mid-June 2026</span>
-      </div>
-
-      <footer>
-        Inquiries — <a href="mailto:lorettadarlingnicola@gmail.com">lorettadarlingnicola@gmail.com</a>
-      </footer>
-    </main>
-  </body>
-</html>
